25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.

1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.

by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019

Binley mega chippy

the coolest chippy ever

trust me I love in Coventry and I’ve been there since before it was famous

person 1: hey bro did you see that thing about this chippy from England?
person 2: yeah we should make a pilgrimage to Binley Mega Chippy!!!
person 1: yes lets gooooo

by englishbish June 7, 2022

mega-beezy

The only word more beezy-r than beezinator.

Dude, Jesse is a Mega-beezy!
You're right, he's freaking awesome!

by Leah Satterfield January 12, 2008

Mega Midget

Extremely small midget. Smaller than the average midget

Person 1: You're so small

Person 2: At least I'm not as small as a mega midget

by Kiro Syndrome July 31, 2021

Ryan Mega

A person who never shuts the fuck up and annoys his friend.

Ryan Mega: Buy me card
Ryan Mega: Please
Ryan Mega: BUY ME CARD
Ryan Mega's Friend: WHAT DO YOU WANT OMG

by BroskiRBX June 27, 2020

Mega Clit

A entity with a rather larger than average clitoris. Usually more than half an inch.

Joe: I pulled this chick last night, she was peng but had a mega clit.
Dad: We have all been there, thats how i met your mother.

by ClungePumper420_69 March 10, 2021

Mega Table

The result of the world's greatest minds coming together and devising a way where all of their numerous friends can sit at the same table. CAUTION: you will need walkie talkies

sexy ass junior: MEGA TABLE AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
stupid dumb sophomore: i wish i had enough friends and/or balls to even attempt such a great feat

by Fuck Kevin Palmer November 29, 2010