meat mask

a meat mask is when a man drapes his tubesteak down anothers nose and lays his balls in here eyes.

i gave that filthy tramp a meatmask after she sucked me off.

by meathead April 22, 2005

meat baiter

one who entices or tricks another into gazing at his meat

Pete left his shower door open to bait Kenny into gazing at his meat. Makeing Pete a meat baiter

by Samhatt September 26, 2006

meat muzzle

slang reference for a penis. particularly when fellatio is being performed on it.

To silence someone by inserting your penis in their mouth.....i.e.; If you don't shut up , I'm gonna whip out the meat muzzle.

by John Stahley January 25, 2008

Meat wings

The very top of the inner legs of a man where the skin of the of the inner leg meets with the ball sack.

oh beard of zeus, I got a back sack and crack the other day and now my meat wings are itching like crazy!

by Shwanbo January 23, 2011

Double Meat Wagon

The act of two men simultaneously performing fellatio on one another.

AKA- Two dudes 69-ing

Guy 1: "Wow, those guys at the party last night were really really gay."

Guy 2: "I know, right? They're all about the double meat wagon."

Guy 3: "Fer real...now let's smoke this blehnt."

Guys 1&2: "Respect."

by Krustables August 14, 2009

The Fat Meatball

The Fat Meatball is a nickname given to a fat, Italian kid named Michael Scotto who lives somewhere in Marlton, New Jeresy. The name "The Fat Meatball" comes from his round appearance and his Italian heritage. He constantly boasts about how great he is at sports, while he himself isn't really that great at sports at all. He sometimes wears a New York Knicks basketball jeresy, apparently basketball is the most popular sport at his school so he wears it in an attempt to look cool. His cocky attitude toward his popularity and his amazing ability to play sports often results in many jokes being made about him. He also has the nickname "Chicken Nugget" because sources say his mother makes him chicken almost everyday for him for dinner.

Matt: The Fat Meatball was telling me how he would cross me up in basketball. So I dunked on him and he left crying.
Hunter: Ha ha. He thinks hes so good at everything he does. Today we played hockey in gym, and he yelled at the goalie because he let a couple shots in. So The Fat Meatball took kis place as goalie. He let in around 12 or so shots. By the way, does he even know what 'crossing up' is?
Matt: Nope.
Hunter: -lol-

by loldeadbabiesftw April 17, 2014

Meat Beaters

Refers to some ones hands in a offensive manor.

Keep your meat beaters off my nachos hooker!

by One bleeding testicle in a box June 25, 2005