March 5th

National donut day, chill out have a donut

Me: yo it’s March 5th
Krispy Kreme’s; yay money

by Mr. Heinz lover... and Caleb March 03, 2021

march 14

mmmm the baddest bitch was born on this day ngl😏 opppp she kinda thick too ZAMMMMM

omg she born on march 14 🤭HUHHHH

nobody gives a fuck

by gimmmeheadhoee_JPirespectwoman March 12, 2021

21 march

You are sexy and people who are CALLED IZZY ROSE BLACKLAGE SHOULD DIE BECAUSE THEY ABUSE PEOPLE AND ARE MEAN 😢

Izzy is mean and 21 march should be celebrated well <3

by Judymoodyxo November 01, 2021

marching band

Months of physical excretion that pushes even the best band student to their breaking point. It consist of a series of vocal commands such as gush and go, rep it again, and set this dot.

non musical friend: Marching band isn't a sport
Marching band student: What do you call running, marching and standing for three hours strait?!

by Marching.Band.Geek September 26, 2018

march 4th

national ask your crush out day! ladies and gents, i don’t think you’ll be single after March 4th!

I’m gonna ask Katie out cause it’s March 4th

by ariana grandes whore March 04, 2021

March 21

the birthday of all heterosexual men except those who are half brazilian

March 21
“Someone: Hi today is my birthday so I’m heterosexual

Me: No because you are half Brazilian”

by 2plus2is4minus1is3quickmaths October 20, 2019

MARCH 21

National Spoil Your King Day 🤴🏽

I’m finna go March 21

by Antiikevo March 21, 2022