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little miss mushroom stamp

A person who has been given or is assumed to have been given a multitude of mushroom stamps. Could be used as an insult or a term of endearment.
So you think you're better than me little miss mushroom stamp.
Hey little miss mushroom stamp you missed drinks last night
by sdmama April 9, 2017
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mushroom

i highly over-rated vegetable. it is literally a fungus. or if you wanna be more sophisticated and smarter...
WIKIPEDIA: "... spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically produced above ground, on soil, or on its food source." (that is disgusting!!👎😃)
thank you Wikipedia
you: want a mushroom?
me: get out.
by buloogawhale December 12, 2020
mugGet the mushroommug.

Greasy Mushroom

Slathering one's penis in Vaseline and pressing it against a friend's car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.
Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.
by HugeBaldHead September 27, 2015
mugGet the Greasy Mushroommug.

Meat Mushroom

Kosja, also known as a "Meat Penguin". It Lives mostly off of memes and doesn't go outside often unless it is accompanied by on or more of the Meatz Squad.
Hey Meat Train, Have you seen Meat Mushroom today? I would love to play some League Of Meat With him!
by MeatTrain February 10, 2018
mugGet the Meat Mushroommug.

onion mushroom

Onion mushroom is meant for a person that is need John and it usually means that he is a faggot and pussy as bitch and also means that he gets no hoes
by Nazeke May 9, 2018
mugGet the onion mushroommug.

bloody mushroom

When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.
Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.
by thegoat_emoji June 30, 2018
mugGet the bloody mushroommug.

Mushroom Cupping

When an uncircumcised man stretches his foreskin over the penis of a circumcised man and they both blow their loads into his foreskin. Then it mushrooms out into the uncircumcised man.
Mushroom Cupping:
When an uncircumcised man stretches his foreskin over the penis of a circumcised man and they both blow their loads into his foreskin. His load was so huge that it split my foreskin. So now we can’t mushroom cup anymore
by Red Dog 99 July 7, 2023
mugGet the Mushroom Cuppingmug.

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