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March 11

This is the day where you are going to not use the internet at all. you can do this, stop using your whole life stuck on the stupid internet!! Im going to break my phone with a hammer right after I post this. If you do this you will have so much good luck on March 14. :)) believe me.
March 11 is no internet day time to break my phone with a hammer
by unknown.photography March 1, 2021
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March 26th

international have sex day. Find someone, do the deed, if you don't succeed, well you're cursed then.
March 26th is the international have sex day, better get at it.
by Chessmeister69 March 23, 2021
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March 9th

this day is when the best boyfriend ever was born. he treats his girlfriend soo well and he’s so caring and loving, he always reassures his girlfriend and makes her feel loved and beautiful. he also is very perfect in both looks and personality. never lose him if he was born on this day. <3
Girl 1: Woah he’s such a hottie!
Girl 2: Yeah he was born on March 9th
by jaribearrr November 23, 2021
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March 19

March 19 is the day where your older siblings can't beat you in a fight.
Mark: hey wanna play rock paper scissors
Jackson: sure *wins*
Mark: you can't win it's March 19 today.
by Zodiac nice man March 19, 2021
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March 26th

Partner 1: Oh shit it’s March 26th!
Partner 2: So nudes or sex?
Partner 1: How about sex this year and next year we can send nudes?
Partner 2: Ok babes

*Proceeds to go to closest private spot*
by __HARAMBE March 25, 2022
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March 16

Rip kunitmitsu Takahashi and thank you for making life more fun and from now on this day march 16 will be now and forever be national drifting day
by Rip all drifters March 29, 2022
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march 12

this is the day where the coolest people are born. they are usually left-handed and are very intelligent. they can do lots of things.
kate: hey it’s march 12
nathan: yeah i know it’s my birthday

kate: yeah that’s cause you’re the best
by camcamlover December 3, 2020
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