Lodeclaw

to have an excessive beard, Look at my beard my beard is amazing give it a lick it tastes just like raisins

Excessive beards means to have a beard so long it goes to your feet, which is epic, Lodeclaw exceeds this factor.

by Nightmarishfreak November 8, 2013

loaded waffle

A load of shit; bullshit; you're full of shit. Designed for the professional environment.

"Hey, did you know Ebola is really a Russian-Cuban conspiracy plotted to wound every aspect of the US and its people?"

*Anthony sniffed his nose and continued working, "That sounds like a loaded waffle to me," he said.

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by GenuineFlea October 31, 2014

loud brownies

Loud brownies are also called pot brownies. These brownies consist of drugs preferably cocaine/marajuana.

Omg! Did you try Brads loud brownies? I am so high right now!!!

by GodlyPerson15 March 21, 2016

loud popup advert

A heart attack just waiting to happen

Holy cow I just got a loud popup advert help my heart is going at 3500 miles per hour

by Yermy Battled Warter December 26, 2016

lordemort

When you laugh so hard that your voice sounds like motley and your face contorts to look like a old man with a wand so basically what a girl name Brigitte and her mom do every time they laughs.

In the kitchen, Brigitte and her mom were seen lordemorting.

by DePickle November 28, 2017

Loud

A way to describe the scent of marijuana.

It smells like loud in here.

by GAngGanggan April 13, 2019

Loaded piece of toast

A wildly outrageous amount of blame/shame being placed on something minor.

Megan Markle is being blamed for deforestation and murder for eating avocado toast, and she said, "That's a loaded piece of toast!"

If I hadn't smiled at Billy, he wouldn't have broken up with Sarah, and she wouldn't have crashed her car while she was crying.... um, excuse me, but that's a loaded priece of toast!

by Meghanfan March 7, 2021