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left lane jackass

Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.

The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.

Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014
mugGet the left lane jackassmug.

Lane

Lane is a person that lives a queer life. He loves to be gay and watch very inappropriate guys doing stuff and if ykyk. He also does horrible in school almost failing with a 50% in French.
"This kid Lane is such an idiot"
by Mike litsdry April 8, 2022
mugGet the Lanemug.

Lano lanes

The realest person you know lucky to have met him
by Helpfulhonda November 24, 2021
mugGet the Lano lanesmug.

gassing-lane

An area in a home or building usually near a couch or chair where people tend to fart just as they pass by. Gassing-lanes are more common in homes where lentils, onions, beans or deviled eggs make up a large portion of the diet.
I didn't realize I was in the gassing-lane until three people farted just as they passed by my face.
by jmonkey September 3, 2005
mugGet the gassing-lanemug.

colorado lane change

An extremely rapid lane change without looking, usually on a cell phone. This can be achieved in both city and highway traffic at any speed other than the posted speed limit.
While driving home from work, a truck colorado lane changed and came two inches from my passenger door almost running me off the road. (This shit happens on a daily basis. And no its not the damn californians)
by biggrizz August 2, 2014
mugGet the colorado lane changemug.

Vicki Lane

An extremely wonderful "person". An entity of the imagination that manifests itself as a coworker.
Vicki Lane keeps appearing at work. I think I need to go speak with my therapist.
by buttermonkey69 November 8, 2019
mugGet the Vicki Lanemug.

Lane Crothers

It Illinois State university, make sure you never take Political Sciences otherwise you’ll meet the man that killed comedy. After taking his class throughout a semester, I have never gotten better sleep and never laughed once. If you laugh, you’re a nerd who wants to bump up their grade. I can’t listen to any more of his jokes about how the “framers” didn’t kill eachother for a slice of pizza. Now wish me luck cause I have his class now. Wish me luck. Either I’ll be watching some MLB or trying to time up cricket noises to the awkward silence after his horrible jokes.
I had a class with Lane Crothers once, he is the most unfunny guy I know.
by Lane Crothers September 15, 2021
mugGet the Lane Crothersmug.

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