Jessica is the Oof Queen , she is like any other girl except she has a nickname called the oof Queen .
Oof oof oof :)
Oof oof oof :)
by Oof Queen December 3, 2018
Get the jessica the oof Queenmug. A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.
God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.
by Mr Hibbert February 6, 2010
Get the Sarah Jessica Parkermug. Condition of a place or person that seems to attract a large number of murders without having an active part in that crime.
From the TV-show "Murder She Wrote" where every week a close friend or relative of Jessica Fletcher is either murdered or suspected of murder. Suspension of disbelief is stretched to the limit.
From the TV-show "Murder She Wrote" where every week a close friend or relative of Jessica Fletcher is either murdered or suspected of murder. Suspension of disbelief is stretched to the limit.
by Puppy Zwolle April 19, 2011
Get the Jessica Fletcher Syndromemug. Any girl who fancies herself a style maven but is, in reality, just an ugly girl in a trendy outfit.
Did you see the great outfit Lisa was wearing? Too bad she's such a Sarah Jessica Barker that no one will even notice.
by nyc-a-train December 14, 2010
Get the Sarah Jessica Barkermug. I just watched "Did You Hear About The Morgans?" in which Sarah Jessica Horseface gives yet another wooden performance. She has a face only her equine brethren could love.
by legibledeb September 12, 2010
Get the Sarah Jessica Horsefacemug. Sarah Jessica Parker recently won an award and she thanked everyone including family, friends and her lawyer(?) before bursting into floods of tears, boo-hoo. She has a horse face, which would be ok (on a horse), but then there is the mole, big, juicy, throbbing and sweaty, it isn't attached to her - she is attached to IT........
by clairem June 19, 2007
Get the sarah jessica parkermug. 1. A transvestite moose looking celebrity who needs to take acting lesson and is hated by most people mostly the south park writing staff.
1. I saw Sarah Jessica Parker in Have You Heard About the Morgans, she needs to learn how to act.
2. Wow look at that moose shot it ow crap that was Sarah Jessica Parker.
2. Wow look at that moose shot it ow crap that was Sarah Jessica Parker.
by gangasta123456789987654321 June 2, 2010
Get the Sarah Jessica Parkermug.