Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.
A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.
by Chas Higgs April 30, 2022
Get the michael jordan jeansmug. After having wearing an article of clothing that could be either your jeans or underwear that is too close to your crotch on a sweaty day, the fabric begins to wear out, thus creating an effect of erosion
by iHazNinjaSkills May 4, 2009
Get the Crotch/Jean Erosionmug. by giant kkk eater March 4, 2022
Get the American Eagle Jeansmug. A guy who was a pioneer in electronic music and made several albums from 1966 to 1976 and worked with Gershwin Kingsley from 1965 to 1967. He was known for being one of the first people to use the Moog synthesizer in 1968. He used the Oindoline before that. He made very weird and happy songs. He made great music. Sadly, he passed away in 2016. Rest in piece, Jean Jacques Perry.
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022
Get the Jean Jacques Perrymug. The jeans/pants (typically skin tight) hot moms wear that are either fringed, hemmed, or cuffed a few inches above the ankle, and frequently worn with angle boots.
by trice1996 February 24, 2022
Get the Hot Mom Jeansmug. A really complicated couple but get along perfectly, sade is really shy around jean-marc and refuses to show her true colours. Jean-marc loves her with all his heart and wants to be with her forever but just wished she would be more honest with herself. They are the perfect lovey dovey couple
by Lx5gz November 6, 2021
Get the sade and jean-marcmug. a girl from the ‘to all the boys i ever loved before’ book and movie series. i wish i was like her, she has an interesting but peaceful life and i talk to much and i’m annoying and i wish i had a sister or more and i just love the movies :)
by a female dood :) December 29, 2021
Get the lara jean coveymug.