Jade is the name of a girl who is extremely overweight. This girl smells like rotten fish mixed with 8 week old eggs. She is considered pip under all circumstances.
by DefinitelyNotShenan September 24, 2020
Get the Jademug. Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.
by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016
Get the jaded realitymug. Jade da Bess meaning that you have a Jade in your life that will do anything for you and whatever she can do and stick by your side to support you. Also if you found a Jade and your single hit her up she is the type of girl to always be there for you play sports with you and just chill. Jade is a very relaxed person and she will always have that one dude her best friend used to like or still likes and will never loose feelings for he or she. One u have her keep her and never let go of her cause the second you brake her heart or do something bad she gone fuck your Bess mate and could do a lot betta juss keep hold of her dudeeeeeee.
by Stacey drama September 26, 2020
Get the Jade da Bessmug. by zirifer November 21, 2021
Get the Jademug. by Cream I February 21, 2022
Get the Jademug. Jade is a true blessing to this world. She is the most kindhearted person you’ll ever meet. She has a passion for music and she might play the guitar. Jade makes any day good by simply ✨existing✨. She is neither a extrovert nor an introvert but she gets along with most people. She follows her dream and doesn’t let anything stop her, if it’s not an addicting sitcom or a good nap. It never gets boring with a Jade in the room, her humor is outstanding. Stupid jokes that only her closest friends get. Jade has an eye for detail, which is clear when you step into her beautifully organized cozy room. Comfort is important to a jade. Big hoodies are commonly seen worn by her. Also, she’s a natural beauty. Her freckles, naturally long eyelashes and beautiful hair catches your eyes from miles away. Jade is just the best lol
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Jademug. Firstly. She's everything.. Not a day goes by where she's not thinking of how to make other's happy. Jade has the most mesmerizing eyes. The kind of eyes that allow you to see into her soul and into the future. Her smile is like the sun. On every cold day, you're drawn to it because it warms you up. Make no mistake, Jade's are tough. But only because they love hard. Jade is the balance you need in your life. Crazy, goofy, loving and kind. Jade's make for a GREAT life partner. They'll stick by your side and have your back in every situation. Jade's are great mother's too. Nothing comes in between her family. She'll defend them with her all. Jade's will leave you Jaded.
Jade's are the God's gift to the world.
Jade's are the God's gift to the world.
by DavMig9 January 5, 2022
Get the Jademug.