The first person in line to roll up their sleeve when the latest "update" comes out. Prides themself on staying current with the most recent "science" being promulgated by big pharma. May have a photo of Dr. Fauci on their mantle. Likely still wearing a mask in 2022.
Employee: "I need tomorrow off so I can get my booster."
Boss: "Isn't this the third one this month?"
Employee: "Yeah, I'm a bit of a booster junkie."
Boss: "Enjoy the myocarditis!"
Boss: "Isn't this the third one this month?"
Employee: "Yeah, I'm a bit of a booster junkie."
Boss: "Enjoy the myocarditis!"
by Daddy T. Bagger June 19, 2023
Get the Booster Junkie mug.When somebody is so high on drugs or something else to where their lies make no sense their stories have no point and they try to convince people and believe their selves that they make sense
My boyfriend actually thinks he's convincing with his junkie logic when you tell me some b******* story that makes up to a no sense.
by Darthfraai November 4, 2023
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Get the Junkie Nails mug.The user of many a thumb. Also known as a Thumb Jockey, this is used to describe someone who is not such a fan of the traditional "2 in the pink - one in the stink" method.
by Rossyboy619yermaw June 12, 2016
A person with a compulsive addiction or obsessive dependency on something, who is a smooth conartist that has his/her junkie game running nicely
If you take the junkie stunters out of junkie scenes then you no longer get to witness someone who is very good at word playing their way into everything valuable around and still be a feen.
by NitidSalem April 12, 2016
Get the junkie stunter mug.* A person who compulsively doom scrolls with no clear objective.
* To be addicted to the consumption of data.
* A term to describe the phenomena associated with scrolling and meme culture relating to the obsessive seeking for informational and data related stimuli.
* To be addicted to the consumption of data.
* A term to describe the phenomena associated with scrolling and meme culture relating to the obsessive seeking for informational and data related stimuli.
by Gily October 20, 2025
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Guy 1: Ay bro, do you got a lighter?
Guy 2: I don't got one man, all i got are these fuckin' junkie sticks.
Guy 2: I don't got one man, all i got are these fuckin' junkie sticks.
by MyBodyHurts April 10, 2008
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