Juan

a really hot guy that loves to punch holes in his wall !

-bro is that a fire?
-nah thats just juan.

by keelyyas October 11, 2021

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Juan Mig

It is said that if you are named Juan Mig/Juan Miguel your parents are expecting you to have a large dick.

Ex. Oh he's name is Juan Mig you say? He's a big right? Haha!

by Juan Mig October 19, 2021

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Juan

A very sexy man that loves all rhythm games. He has 2 n word passes and multiple hoes on his extremely long dick

Bro Juan turns me on even though I'm a dude

by Kids are just fleshlights October 19, 2021

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Mexican Juan

A person who is mexican and named juan ez pz lemon squeazy

Mexican Juan is kinda sus ngl

by Mj (Mexican Juan) September 11, 2021

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Juan

If he doesn’t shave his mustache he’s most likely gay and fucks dudes

Yeah have you heard that dude juan didn’t shave his mustache what a gay lord!

by Surenut September 13, 2021

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He is that one cute/hot mysterious Mexican guy that makes your knees weak everytime he smiles, he wears very strong and masculine cologne that matches perfectly with his broad shoulders and impenetrable loyalty.

He doesn't speak much, but when he does he has a low, masculine voice that makes anything he says sound meaningful and memorable, he might even have an accent when he speaks English, but boy is that accent cute.

Girl, you better not cheat on Juan because he is one of a kind. He's too good for any girl no matter who she is, and probably too beautiful for this world.

That's one good looking Juan, I need more Juan's in my life.

Juan is so alluringly mysterious.

Girl, you better not even think about hurting Juan.

Juan is too good for this world.

by Apple_Blossom74 September 27, 2021

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