stupid slow

anyone or thing, such as a process, or procedure that takes any given elongated wait of time that shouldn't .

Its gonna take me an extra hour to get there, traffic is stupid slow right now.

by jgrezn February 23, 2023

Slow moving glacier

When you pull out and blow your load right at the top of her arse crack and slowly watch its work it’s way down. Like a slow moving glacier.

I went hard at her doggy before pulling out and creating a slow moving glacier

by KiwiJK November 08, 2017

slow stuff

made not manufactured using local and sustainable materials and processes. created with the ethos of the slow movement in mind...

www.slow.stuff.co.uk
slow stuff from norfolk

by slow stuff November 05, 2010

Slow Mo Cupcake

A slow mo cupcake is another term for awesome like ska doosh or excellent

We are so Slow Mo Cupcakes

by Orch Dorks May 15, 2011

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

slow bars

When the Internet loads slowly due to only one or two bars.

It is taking me a while to load the bar menu due to slow bars.

by Cyberclam May 03, 2023