clam hands

What happens after you rub a girl off.

We had such a good time last night, I ended up with clam hands.

by Becky Jackson June 20, 2011

clam boner

A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.

I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!

by The Great Applebottom December 26, 2008

Clam Necklace

The act of when a woman ejaculates "squirts" onto the area around a man's neck.

Dude she gave me a Clam Necklace after going down on her!

by 907KP February 2, 2022

ugly clam

The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.

Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.

Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.

by vag on the reg April 27, 2014

Clam dropper

When you cum in her and she walks to the bathroom dripping your sperm on the floor on the way there

Clam dropper supreme yummie

by Jabony December 10, 2015

Clam hopper

Promiscuous butch lesbian that jumps from woman to woman.

Deloris is such a clam hopper!

by Chicken boy 2016 November 12, 2016

Clotted Clam

A nasty whore pussy. Leaves the worst stank and cheesy discharge known to man.

I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.

Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021