Hands down the most wonderful season of them all.
A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.
Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.
The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.
When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.
A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.
Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.
Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.
The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.
When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.
A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.
Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
"It's Jack and Diane Season y'all! Get your jorts on, crack open a Busch latte and get ready to paint em' green!!
by Cumdik April 10, 2021
Get the Jack and Diane Seasonmug. Specifically a hoe or man hoe who’s only a love interest for one season. A temporary lover. This can be applied for tv series, or seasonal months.
Tarmeesha: Girl I’m dumping him tomorrow, Daquan just a one season hoe.
Jaqueela: Mmm ok girl I got you.
Jaqueela: Mmm ok girl I got you.
by Reus11 December 20, 2017
Get the One Season Hoemug. by Cracker_Barrelite May 10, 2010
Get the A Good Two Seasonsmug. When the shade of your skin changes significantly between seasons enough that people can't pin down what ethnicity you might be.
Person A: "Oh Man, it's winter again. People can't tell if I'm brown enough to be racist to or white enough to be polite to"
Person B: "Dammit! I know what you mean. We're both so seasonally ethnically ambiguous"
Person B: "Dammit! I know what you mean. We're both so seasonally ethnically ambiguous"
by epiwonk July 20, 2021
Get the seasonally ethnically ambiguousmug. An Appalachian term, used primarily in Eastern KY and West Virginia, usually used when referring to the late Autumn, early Winter weather that allows the locals to leave their soda “pop” on their porch to save room in their fridge, and still keep their soda cold, tradionally Porch Pop Season ends after the first soda explodes from the cold.
“Hey, are you out of Mountain Dew, man?”
“No, dude, you gotta go outside, it’s Porch Pop Season.”
“Oh, wow, it hits 30 degrees tonight, we oughta move the Dr Pepper outside, idk why but Porch Pop Season makes Pop taste better, in my opinion.”
“Baby, you know Kentucky weather keeps things colder than any Frigidaire could ever dream.”
“No, dude, you gotta go outside, it’s Porch Pop Season.”
“Oh, wow, it hits 30 degrees tonight, we oughta move the Dr Pepper outside, idk why but Porch Pop Season makes Pop taste better, in my opinion.”
“Baby, you know Kentucky weather keeps things colder than any Frigidaire could ever dream.”
by Hugsandpisses December 24, 2022
Get the Porch Pop Seasonmug. Arguably the absolute worst season of the arrowverse. Largely in part due to the lack of chin on the flash's costume. Grant Gustin without the chin piece in his suit is horrific to say the least. He looks like if a pedophile got stoned and started running around the city.
by 1oftheBOYS February 12, 2021
Get the Season 5 Flashmug. Times of emergency when the first things to fly off the shelves in the grocery store are bread, milk, and eggs
Is it any time between May and October in Oklahoma? You hear sirens?Looks like French Toast Season at Walmart!
by Big Baze September 12, 2018
Get the French Toast Seasonmug.