shampoo horn

when you jack off using soap/shampoo

i gave myself a shampoo horn in the shower

by poopooass September 15, 2019

Horn-laying

When you lay down to indulge in sexual fantasies without masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even jerking it. He was just horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

horn

someone who is not loyal to their significant other.

(horn is not horn unless you take it on)
(horn or get horn)

Kyle horning he gyal

by drinkinglean May 14, 2022

Fog Horn

A derogatory term used to describe a loud British person.

*British person being loud*
Non-British person: "Shut the fuck up Fog Horn!"

by He8i3 May 4, 2022

my horn can pierce the sky

Princess Unicorn's catchphrase
Season: 5 Episode:11

This year its a doll-half girl half unicorn. Catchphrase:my horn can pierce the sky

by Muse terrt November 6, 2020

Horn

a horn is a alpha male, commonly used amongst friends

Calling someone a horn, refers to calling someone a alpha male originally derived from the animal a bull

by Angus Hamilton June 8, 2023

The Wilted Horn

To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).

“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”

“I’m wilting”

by I Zigger I September 19, 2013