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Hood stank 

Someone whose attitude is falsely confident because it is arrogant; but derives from being ghetto.
Beyoncé is bougie but Megan thee Stallion is hood stank.
Hood stank by Countdown_Krew February 25, 2021

Hoodedman farts

A guy that wears a hood and does farts that stink like raw cat shit also looks like a hippie with a handle bar moustache
LengthyJA: Holy shit I can smell raw cat shit that hippie looking guy with the handle bar moustache must be doing the hoodedman farts

Girthy L:Yea it’s definitely him it’s not me
LengthyJA: why you looking so sheepish?
Hoodedman farts by Lenthyja March 2, 2021

Hood Weeb 

Weebs from the hood or a bad neighborhood who watches anime. Usually, they have the same taste in anime. This usually is shonen anime and may include: Naruto, DBZ, One Piece, Bleach, Hunter x Hunter, Black Clover, Demon Slayer, Seven Deadly Sins, and others alike. Enjoyment of manga may vary based on the person.
Hood Weeb: No cap, that new episode of Demon Slayer was clean.
Weeb: Damn, I'll have to watch that after school then.
Hood Weeb by nocapman March 5, 2021

hood bidet 

When you are defecating and the rat in your toilet splashes your anus, cleaning it of fecal matter.
I had taco bell last night and my hood bidet was hard at work.
hood bidet by seas726 April 3, 2021

Hoddy Noddy 

The teacher complained about a hoddy noddy disrupting her class.
Hoddy Noddy by J/LO May 21, 2021

Hood Therapist

A hood therapist is someone who’s not legally qualified to tell you how to maintain your crazy ass but tells you the good-hood truth on how to.
Yo go see Jules, she’s the “hood therapist”. she knows what she’s doin