Chris Van Horn

A kid that acts like a school shooter

Chris Van Horn got in a fight with Yarion

by Daddeeee65 September 24, 2019

Hate Horn

That raging trouser twitch certain gammons get when something awful happens to vulnerable people.

Not regular arousal, more like their empathy response has been fried by years of GBNews and rerouted straight to their genitals.

A political semi, usually triggered by headlines such as:
• “Boat Capsizes in Channel”
• “Sick Claimant Declared Fit for Work”
• “NHS Finally Collapses; Migrants No Longer ‘Coming Over Here’ for Free Healthcare, Also, No One Else Can Get Healthcare Either”

“Colin got such a massive hate horn after that migrant boat news, his GP prescribed him ice packs and a long lie down.”

by dervxerox November 18, 2025

Fog Horn

A sexual act in which air is blown over the top of a dilated anus, in order to produce a humming sound via the Helmholtz resonance.

“She and I tried fog horning last night”

by TimberShiverer May 1, 2025

Finger horn

Using your finger to get your feet into a pair of dress shoes, when the shoe horn is backwards and you are hammered drunk.

Derek was so hammed his shoe horn was back wards so he had to resort the the double finger horn

by Spenny for real May 13, 2012

Horn-laying

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

grab life by the horns

(motto of the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English transliterations of the Latin phrase carpe diem

If you take the phrase 'grab life by the horns' out it's commercial context , it becomes one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

by Sexydimma October 2, 2013

French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.

"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

by Psyduckery May 26, 2023