Mob hit

When you beat your dick like it owes you money.

Yo, Matt hid in the portajon and pulled a straight Mob Hit on himself!

by C_Swiney July 9, 2017

Hit The Toast

A game in which a group of males stand around a piece of toast masturbating, aiming their load at the toast. The first one to orgasm must wait till the others have finished and then must eat it.

"After Sheridan came first in that last game of Hit The Toast, he almost threw up trying to eat the slimy slice of bread."

by DTT Guitarist August 18, 2009

Hit the dirt!

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020

hit the lr

Hit the ladies room

Brb, gotta hit the LR.

by jacobosbestfriend January 11, 2016

white hit

The first hit you take when you pack a fresh bowl of meth.

Here you go Ken.
Just packed some clear.
You can have the white hit.

by Meth Monster September 4, 2018

Hit the green

The act of taking a puff of a pipe, a wax pen, a bong, a rig or any weed related product that'll make you high

Dude 1 : Hey dude wanna go hit the green

Dude 2 : Yeah dude, been craving some of that devil lettuce you bring here dude
Dude 3 : Duuuuude
Dude 4 : Yahh Dude

by Soockamasook April 24, 2021

Hit The Target

The type of villain that would strike fear in any person

Stampy: *sees that his dogs are missing
Stampy: That Hit The Target is up to no good again

by A guy on urban dictionary November 9, 2020