triton hammer

A clevis or shackle misused as a hammer. Also refers to the flagrant misuse of a critical handtool or piece of equipment as a hammer, due to the mental retardation of the user.

Those two retards are using a triton hammer to try to move that truck.

by Luvs2spooge November 29, 2014

joy hammer

The name every man on planet earth gives his penis.

Jack: Hey baby, my joy hammer is ready to fix all your problems.
Jill: Sorry dude, I had my heart set on a pink taco...

by El Pulpo Guapo November 8, 2015

Hammer Tits

When a girls tits are bigger than her ass and give the look of a hammer and or being top heavy.

Yeooooo that chicks got some hammer tits eh

by Meme Dungeon July 1, 2019

alabamer hammer

When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl

Proceed to Alabamer Hammer that bitch tonight

by Slimlongdingdong July 8, 2019

Sausage Hammer

Sausage Hammer

A rubber mallet used in the separation of frozen sausages.

"Paul was trying to make a casserole so he separated the sausages with a Sausage Hammer"

by Flipfloo78 April 10, 2019

Cleveland Hammer

A cock hard enough to be used on an anvil for metal shaping purposes. Stamping, molding and compressing are allowed practices with meat this hard.

Wow, Rick, Sarah is walking kind of funny today, did you deliver the Cleveland Hammer? I know you spend the better half of the night working metal like an old town squire.

by Cleveland Hammer Guy May 10, 2019

smashing the hammer

Of or relating to the act of studying. The continuation of chipping away at a difficult problem.

“You smashing the hammer tonight?”

“Yeah dude, I’ll be in the library.”

by SylusPratt September 25, 2019