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Grandads whisper

the horrible laugh of an elderly person that seems to be more like a death rattle than a sign of amusement
grandad saw a ladies ankles and i almost call for a herce because of his bloody grandads whisper
by frogcloset November 21, 2005
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Grand Opening

A complimentary way to refer to a woman's vagina.
Sarah: That was amazing!
Bill: You sure do have a grand opening!
by drifthunter August 16, 2010
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tu madre es un bote grande

Juan: Tu madre es un bote grande.
Paco: Ay! Dios mio!
by Scheissty Whore January 20, 2005
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Grand Prix

The greatest spectacle in college racing! Takes place at THE Purdue University, and never disappoints.
Teams create their own go-carts for a chance to win the trophy on race day.
The rest of campus uses this as an excuse to get drunk every day of the week.
Grand Prix is this week, did you get your tickets?
by Dummmmm April 8, 2019
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Grand forks forker

When you forcefully shove a fork inside a females asshole multiple times until she loses a cup of blood. Collect the blood in the cup and use it as lubricant. Then pound the the females already damaged asshole until you are about to ejaculate. Then freeze the semen and then make her eat it the next morning with the same fork.
Danny performed the grand forks forker on his grandmother.
by Abraham jones June 15, 2017
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grand rapids

City in Western Michigan with a population of about 200,000. People outside of Western MI generally have no idea where it is, possibly because nothing happens there. Called The Furniture Capital because Steelcase makes a few desks and chairs southwest of town. Dutch people abound in the area, as well as an increasing population of Hispanics. Former President Gerald Ford grew up near the city. The company called a pyramid scheme by some, Amway, alternatively Scamway, is also based nearby.
A: Where are you from?
B: Grand Rapids.
A: Where's that?
by 4UF9WE May 17, 2006
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grand marshalled

drunk!!!! vary vary drunk!
by Animal!!!! October 26, 2004
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