goon

Guy poon a.k.a. gay sex

Look at Eric; it looks like he's trying to get some goon from Steve.

by aleftynamedtony May 13, 2006

goon

Someone (typically a male teen) whose primary physical attribute is lankiness. To qualify for goonness, one should be 6 feet 3 inches or over, and should not weigh in excess of 150 pounds.

Goons often have long limbs to accentuate the lankiness.

Bob's skill in basketball is primarily a result of him being a goon.

by Jeff Hunt from HollandNY August 25, 2008

Goon Buddy

A person/s on which his/hers own nomination decides to buddy up with a fellow goon drinker and promise to complete a whole bag of goon, Hence Goon Buddy. Often ends with both person/s owned.

Person 1: "Hey i found some Goon!"
Person 2: "ill be goon buddy with you."

by Mickey Cross July 31, 2007

goon

intimadating ganster

creeper from G's to Gents is the goon from the show

by barbiegerlsteph August 27, 2008

goon

Someone who is from the hood. They are usually under 18 and have all these fancy tatoos. They are constantly wearing the same color clothing and they shake hands all funny. Sometimes they like to tell stories about who got jumped or shot or went to jail over the weekend.

I'ma get those goons on your ass.

by gwhendri May 18, 2010

b'goodness

my goodness (b'=my)

B'goodness captain! -Astronaut's last words before a meteor completely demolished his spaceship.

by cdreed3000 May 20, 2005

Goon

A guy with a girlfriend.

Guy 1-"Did you hear that Nick is a goon now?"
Guy 2- "Yay i know, kk lol"

by adambitch August 22, 2009