Gooched

To fuck something up or otherwise fail at an basic task. A term used typically by Canadians.

You: "Aw man, I always burn my fries when I make them!"
Your friend: "Lol, you fucking gooched it"

by atarirob2 June 12, 2017

Gooch

What was ‘originally’ referred to as the part between one’s anus and private part(s)

Now, most people use the word “taint” which is incorrect.

“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville and I’m going to put a muscle stimulator on my gooch!”

by DannyDay95 September 1, 2025

Gooch Bracken

A patch of overgrown pubic hair found on the perineum of a man or a woman.

"Dude this girl had so much Gooch Bracken I couldn't even bear to cross the bridge to Trumpton!"

by SamBennyfud June 1, 2014

Gargle Gooch

When your guy coochie makes gargling or bubbling noises

Guy 1: I've been holding in this fat shit all day that I have gargle gooch now.

Guy 2: The fuck is gargle gooch?!

Guy 1: It's when your guy cooch makes a gargling or bubbling noise

by ChubbyQween January 30, 2021

Gooch

The bellow half when during sexual intercourse can get a bit loose

I’ve got a loose gooch

by The real urban man March 30, 2021

gaping gooch

A gaping anus. A mix of the two words gay and coochie.

Bash just fisted Jack and he had a gaping gooch

by Yung weej May 12, 2024

gooch jk

is most commonly know as the definition of:
Gay of all gays,Fairy,Flamer,man-woman,turd Burglar,Stool Pusher, Dyke,Homo ,Queer,Fruit,Swish,Butt Boy!brownie bandit.
and also the gooch:
skin connecting the scrotum and testes to the poop chute.
noob guitarists have verrrryyyy sweaty goochs!

Gooch jk I think you need to get deodorant for your gooch, it always sweats profusley,

by ch555 November 15, 2009