Greased Egg grip

When you're shooting a handgun, you want to hold firmly enough that you hold on to the gun but not so that you're doing a Darth Vader death grip: "Greased Egg Grip". Hold it firmly enough it doesn't fly out of your hand but not so tight as to crack the egg and get it all over your shoes.

Man.. I can shoot my Beretta comfortably all day long with this Greased Egg grip without my Arthritis kicking in.. whoever thought of it was a genius!

by SRG720 January 27, 2012

Donkey Grip

That Puss that has the grip of a tight ass (Donkey/Ass)

I have the most tightest, fattest, meatiest, donkey Grip, icky sticky coochie in the entire world.

by The Yehudanater April 4, 2022

Grip

Grip An extreme amount of something.

People be winning a grip of prizes on that t.v. game show!

by Pinkylink January 20, 2019

Gripping the walls

The act of taking such an extraordinary sh*t that you have to hold onto the walls for dear life.

“That Mexican food had me gripping the walls fr”

by Skymam56 March 10, 2025

gussy grip

Something that cannot be defined. It is to bussin to be understood.

Gussy grip be bussin 😩

by Bungeegumbussin February 20, 2021

poor man’s grip

When your home gym doesn’t have any heavier dumbbells, so you hold two in one hand.

I didn’t have any 75s, so I had to use the poor man’s grip.

by AcidityBM December 25, 2023

Guatemalan Death Grip

When your fucking so long that the cum dries out and you get your dick stuck.

Yo I was fucking CHAD and he gave me the Guatemalan Death Grip.

by Iron Man Dies in Endgame May 6, 2019