Golden Tripod

Three Jewish men crossing swords.

While watching porn, I came across a perfect example of the golden tripod.

by Hockey Photography Lover December 3, 2021

golden gopher

When a dude with a 2" pencil dick creams his shorts moments before scoring with a hot chick.

My dickhead neighbor was ready to commence a threesome with Sophia Vargara and Jessica Biel when he Golden Gophered down his leg,

by GopherHaze May 12, 2016

Golden Overshot

When performing a Golden Handshake (definition on this site), one pretends to accidentally overshoot the forearms, faking apologies the whole time, but continuing to soak the would-be business partner's torso and legs in piss until one's bladder is completely emptied (excusing it all with "once I start I can't stop--it burns"). This technique is often used as a subtle form of mockery of the would-be business deal, or a way to express doubts of the profitability of the alliance.

Eager to seal the deal, Henry agreed to the Golden Handshake but was somewhat hurt when John surprised him with the Golden Overshot.

by BigLud May 22, 2014

Golden Chair

If you are leaving the room and want your chair back upon your return you can shout out "Golden Chair" and have it guaranteed for you.

A Golden Chair seat save is good for 30 minutes before it is forfeited.

Golden Chair I'll be right back.

by YITBOS UMD91 January 28, 2021

Golden Ambush

The act of urinating into a condom while having sex, pulling the piss-filled condom off, tying it in a knot, then proceeding to throw the now waste-filled balloon at your partner's face.

Yvonne: So, Taylor told me that John had Golden Ambushed her the other night.

Erika: I always knew John was a sick fuck.

by Indeedilllly November 24, 2012

Golden Handkerchiefs

A downbeat variation of Golden Handcuffs, often used when you realise the retention bonus or retention contract you have signed up for keeps you in a bad company where you really don't want to be.

Pauline "what's up? you dont seem your normal chirpy self."

Stephanie "I'm crying into my golden handkerchiefs, I want to get out of this chickenshit outfit but can't"

by AnyOldEthernet October 8, 2013

Golden Slushie

When you urinate on your partner in the freezing cold and it freezes onto them.

I was at the party with Erin trying to get some alone time so we went outside and I gave her a Golden Slushie...she ended up getting frostbite.

by SploogeBobSquarePants February 8, 2020