Muzzle Fucker

A term originated in the furry fandom. It means someone with a short penis. The word came from the thought that anthro creatures, such as wolves, have a long muzzle. If you can get past the muzzle with a blowjob, you are okay. If you can't make it (past the muzzle), you are a muzzle fucker.

"Did you hear what <asshole person> did to my car window? That Muzzle Fucker threw a rock through it!"

by Yiff-center June 19, 2018

Lamp Fucker

Someone who has gone through sexual inter course with a lamp.

Miami is a well known lamp fucker. I hope the Lamp Police Department and Federal Lamp Protection Service don’t catch him.

by NFLC Random May 31, 2022

Brain-fucker

A propagandist. Drawn from the Russian term pronounced (loosely) as "maz-guy-ope", a brain-fucker is one who tries to fool his(her) listeners with: (1) emotional rhetoric that contain few (if any) facts, (2), conspiracy theories and accusations against opponents that are not supported by evidence, (3) arguments that opponents are members of "discredited" groups (i.e. globalists, liberals, racists, etc.)

I don't listen to talk radio. Most off those guys are brain-fuckers.

by Dr Wierdsmith December 14, 2019

tecchou fucker

some weird bitches who obsess over tecchou

I love tecchou so much I feel like a tecchou fucker

by YuriStay March 23, 2022

Ninny-fucker

Someone who is willing to have sex with literally anybody, especially stupid people.

I bet you'd rail her you fuckin' ninny-fucker.

by Theycallmefaggot June 13, 2016

sandwich fucker

Jared the subway guy, when there are no kids around.

Would you like to try our sandwich fucker special, with extra mayo?

by Never he-man February 1, 2016

fettuccine fucker

Italian that takes their Italian heritage a little too seriously. Usually the person is 5 - 25% Italian so it makes no sense.

Look at the fettuccine fucker, he lives in Russia and is Asian but he reps that 2% Italian heritage like it's the only thing that matters

by mstrb8r October 13, 2020