chum fucker

One who sticks his penis into a bucket of fish guts.

Can be used in place of... buddy, pal, man, dude, bro, spic, moolie, or kooncoli.

Xavier: What up chum fucker?

Ted: Fuckin yer mom.

by poopboobs187 June 24, 2011

Ruck Fucker

Someone who is too ruckussy for their own good

Lucas over here keeps asking to fuck my mom, he's such a Ruck Fucker

by LucStuff March 7, 2023

Crinkle Fucker

A person who is attracted to the elderly.

Nasty I bet you would fuck those crinkles, crinkle fucker.

My friend keeps hittin on my grandma, he's a crinkle fucker.

by TruNak October 27, 2019

Avocado fucker

Someone who eats avocado on toast and does yoga.

Tiffany’s such an avocado fucker!

by Breaduck November 2, 2020

Lamp Fucker

Someone who has gone through sexual inter course with a lamp.

Miami is a well known lamp fucker. I hope the Lamp Police Department and Federal Lamp Protection Service don’t catch him.

by NFLC Random May 31, 2022

Turkey Fucker

That one person who lost No Nut November to a Thanksgiving Turkey that their family was supposed to eat.

Person 1: I lost NNN to a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Person 2: Turkey Fucker!

by D4nk4oi89 December 8, 2021

milk fucker

Hung over co-worker that repeatedly drinks milk as a substitute for not eating dinner after a big night on the drinks and spews every time in the work truck on the way to the job, and for some dumb reason he thinks he won't spew today.

Dazza your such a "milk fucker". You have done that everyday after payday this month. Dumb cunt..

by Milk fucker December 29, 2021