scaling fish

a Bahamian term for masturbation. A term that can be taking literally or another way of jacking off depending on the person who is saying it. made famous by CI.

yo dawg i watched tyra banks last nite n she had me scaling fish all nite

by sir grapes smuggler June 13, 2007

fileting the fish

a code term girls use at pool parties to say, "Your tampon string is hanging out of your bathing suit."

Lauren: Alexa, you are fileting the fish.
Alexa: OMG! Am I really? =
Lauren: Yeaaa. go to the bathroom.

by Alexaa=] July 16, 2007

filthy fecal fish hook

getting a finger put in your mouth which was just deep inside you or someone elses rectum.

Listen up bitch your gettin the filthy fecal fish hook.

by ballenger lacrone June 30, 2008

Dlo Fish

Old splet backwards; pronounced deelow. Used in cafes, restaurants and fish and chip shops when referring to stale, poor quality or old fish. The word is used in secrecy to the customer, as a code to instruct the serving of poor quality fish.

A: That customer's always rude to me.
B: That's okay, just give dlo fish from now on.

by Simon Griffin January 20, 2009

Twiddley fish

A triddley fish is a small fish, obviously, that follows the scent of arses and swims up them and spikes itself in 'there' (points), much like the dreaded spindly fish of the amazon that swims up your pee pee! this has led to it being called a 'gayer' fish which it isn't. beware of the twiddle twiddle noise it makes while attempting to spike you!

A) ive had to go to the doctor to get the twiddley fish removed from my 'bum bum'. it very painful....why does it only like arses anyway?

B) if your not careful ill put a twiddley in your bath! whats a twiddley? exactley

by LORDSHIP April 20, 2009

Star Fish Sea Urchin 270

When a man places his hands on a woman's boobs, and they're so enormous the hands get pulled and sucked into the boobs.

Tom: I WANT YOU!
Desire: Wanna give me a Star Fish Sea Urchin 270?
Tom: YES! YOU HAVE DOUBLE D's!
Desire: Mmmmm.

by Hot Peppas June 4, 2009

chelly fish

(noun) A newly discovered off-species of the Jellyfish. It's tentacles are red, sometimes giving the impression of red hair. (adj) a red-haired silly

(n) The chelly fish swam into the depths of the over-rated school of other high school fish. (adj) That chelly fish girl asked everyone in the hallway if they had a poncho. What a silly.

by book of wisdom January 31, 2010