muddy fingers

The term used to describe the act someone who works in a Lab testing peoples Faeces would engage in. Some more modern labs use little spades to transfer specimens, but this term is for the old fashion and hard core Labs.

" Hey lads i got me job back at the lab, so i guess I'll be getting muddy fingers again"

by Jebusmoore November 4, 2007

Bassist's Finger

Bassist's Finger is a condition among most finger picking bassists,that when blisters form and break on the Thumb, index finger , middle finger,and/or (sometimes) ring fingers of the strumming hand and create sores about the size of a water drop on the finger. Generally the blisters appear after a lot of slap/pluck technique or strumming in general for a allotted period of time.

Person 1. Dude! What happened to your finger?

Person 2. I got Bassist's Finger during my show last night.

Person 1. I bet it hurts like hell!

by YoTuBa February 12, 2010

God's finger

Term used by certain paedophile members of the Irish clergy to describe their penis when in the company of young boys.

Christian Brother: "Oh look ... God's finger is pointing directly at you. That means you are the chosen one".
Young boy: "I'm scared".

by Kaiser1 July 19, 2014

Witch Finger

the witch finger - the act of beckoning someone with your index finger. Witches often use this gesture saying the words "come closer"
used in the art of female masturbation in an attempt to stimulate female genitalia

he was giving her the old witch finger round the back of the bike sheds

by MC sauceyboy June 16, 2011

Patsy's Finger

When you befriend a guy with the sole purpose of fucking his sister, you can choose to give him a Patsy's Finger. The process for giving a Patsy's Finger is simple. After fingering his sister, put the guy in a headlock; then, force him to smell your finger covered in his sister's juices. To make it complete, yell, "Patsy's Finger," while he chokes and gags.

Georgie is a fool for thinking I was his real friend. As soon as I got in his sister's pants, I forced him into a Patsy's finger! What an idiot. He cried.

by Philly Jay September 15, 2015

Foot Finger

A toe but for people who don’t know toe

Becky: look it’s a foot finger
Molly: you mean toe, Right?

by ryuisshook June 24, 2018

Finger crop

where you (and usually a group of male friends) try to use your finger or hand to cover a part of a photo to make a girl look hotter.

Usually this involves extensive experimentation to find the optimal angle and quantity of finger cropping to be used for best results.

"Aw dude no just move it over there a little bit more, i reckon finger crop her more like this"

by Hannibalant September 3, 2011