muddy fingers

The term used to describe the act someone who works in a Lab testing peoples Faeces would engage in. Some more modern labs use little spades to transfer specimens, but this term is for the old fashion and hard core Labs.

" Hey lads i got me job back at the lab, so i guess I'll be getting muddy fingers again"

by Jebusmoore November 4, 2007

The Family Finger

When a family, as a whole, flips someone off. (most commonly performed while driving)

I was driving down the highway and some ass cuts us off. I sped up to get next to him and as we passed him I honked the horn to get his attention and each family member raised up their middle finger and gave him The Family Finger

by TheViKing06 December 3, 2011

finger swagger

The above average skill of using ones fingers in a sexual manner.

Ladies, that man had finger swagger!

by Marthany September 21, 2013

God's finger

Term used by certain paedophile members of the Irish clergy to describe their penis when in the company of young boys.

Christian Brother: "Oh look ... God's finger is pointing directly at you. That means you are the chosen one".
Young boy: "I'm scared".

by Kaiser1 July 19, 2014

finger grazing

Touching all the mints before choosing one.

Don't eat the Altoids. I caught Mike finger grazing them in your office.

by binghamtonjones February 7, 2014

Squid finger

Some one with a deformed hand who finds it hard to hold objects without dropping them, used in similar circumstances as butter fingers.

John tries to pick up the glass but drops it on the floor

Peter: nice one squid fingers...

Mike: Have you seen that boy who's in our Sociology class, he's got a bad case of squid fingers

by squidfinger December 1, 2010

Finger crop

where you (and usually a group of male friends) try to use your finger or hand to cover a part of a photo to make a girl look hotter.

Usually this involves extensive experimentation to find the optimal angle and quantity of finger cropping to be used for best results.

"Aw dude no just move it over there a little bit more, i reckon finger crop her more like this"

by Hannibalant September 3, 2011