Father

something you dont have.

mom: sweetie you dont have a father
child: *cries*

by p00p bag September 20, 2023

Father

Never heard of him. Isn't he a mythical being?
Other names: dad, milk buyer, mythical creature.

Man, my fathers still lookin for milk.

by Momma xD hehe April 26, 2023

father

a person who went missing

my father went out for milk

by ajkldskjldassdjkal December 14, 2020

Father

The male parent

I love my father!

by Faerie_the_Original July 06, 2023

Father

A father is someone who cares for a child such a feeding the child.

Damien was his father.

by Dcde April 02, 2021

Father

Listen, I don't know either bro. Better luck next time.

Son: Father, who was the first father?

Father: Son, God was the first father.

Son: If God is a dad, doesn't that make dad bods the body of a god?

by RazeUsAll December 20, 2021

Father

An organism that leaves for milk and never comes back.

My father left for milk wonder when he is gonna come back?

by Dickriderking May 11, 2021