frosted cactus

A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube

My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'

by Barry Vulva March 6, 2019

Dirty frosting

Dirty frosting: The left over poop on your dick after doing anal.

Dirty sanchez gave Dirty frosting.

You got Dirty frosting from dirty sanchez.

Dick! Wash your butt!!

by Maliittt June 21, 2025

frosting on my doggy

When a man ejaculates on another man's penis.

Oh man, I got frosting on my doggy.

by spydrmonke August 21, 2017

frosted fake

when not only photos of some one else on the internet, there also photoshoped.

newfag: IMMA GET PICS WERE NO ONE KNOWS SAUCE

cyber police: YOUS A FROSTED FAKE >:O

by GuyNamedTony November 30, 2010

Frosted sugar cookies

A soft yet dry cookie with frosting on top of it. Some love it and some hate it. There is no in between to this cookie, I've never seen a cookie fanbase have such a war between this treat.

Guy1: Hey I love these frosted sugar cookies!
Guy2: Ew! Those are so dry and too sweet!
Guy1: Go hang yourself.

by Squashybead2217 February 21, 2024

frosted nigga

Niggas with cum on they dick or in they ass

Mmk Delicious, Jenny said she ate some frosted niggas for breakfast.

by Will big willy August 19, 2017

Frosted flower

when a man ejaculates on a prolapsed anus

I gave that girl from Niagara Falls a frosted flower

by Jhutch119 December 17, 2023