g dad taxes

G DAD TAXES it’s just G DAD TAXES

well... g dad taxes ig

by 🦁 May 31, 2021

Evan-tax

A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.

“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”

by Evan-tax March 26, 2024

Loser Tax

In professional sports, a loser tax is when a team with a history of losing, bad culture, bad circumstances, and/or less than ideal location must pay extra than other teams might have needed to in order to secure the services of a premier player.

The Detroit Lions are probably going to have to pay a loser tax to Ramsey if they want to lure him away from places like Miami or Las Vegas.

by captainbone March 28, 2023

shitpost tax

Something you are required to send to a group chat after a shitpost (especially one that would cause discomfort), usually a beautiful anime or furry style illustration, as a compensation for other members' spiritual loss

A: *sends an AI generated picture of Donald Trump having sex with Joe Biden*
B: Where's your shitpost tax?
A: omg I forgot about that *sends a random picture from pixiv*
B: okay

by fr2334 November 2, 2025

fanum tax

taking a piece of food or of anythingg

i will fanum tax your gyat

by ethan the 6th garde student April 17, 2024

fanum tax

to steal bits of food/to nibble on your friend's food

fanum tax came from the creator/streamer, fanum, where this "fanum" guy would "tax" other streamers by eating their food.

1: Im gonna fanum tax your burger!

by genalphaslangman November 24, 2023

Fanum Tax

A term for stealing/taking a bite of someone's food. Named after twitch streamer Fanum. he is a part of the streaming group, AMP. Fanum Tax is a gag in the AMP group where he "taxes" other members like Kai Cenat while they're eating.

Nick Gurr: Bro someone stole my tacobell last night
Ben Dover: Looks like you got fanum taxed lmaoooo

by VeryEpikEngiLmao January 8, 2024