Fat Nav

Nav is the goat. He is also fat.

Nav: Im so fat, call me fat nav.

Young thug: Shut the fuck up you fat idiot!

by Fuck eh May 11, 2020

Fat Below

The saggy fat located below the belt line. Usually bulges out of their pants.

Man look at that lady, she has fat below.

by lexy December 21, 2004

Fat Samurai Medic

Fat Samurai Medic is an army medic at Fire Base Baghtu in Afghanistan. He is an ex-Suumo wrestler that carries a gigantic Ka-Bar knife strapped to the back of his belt. It is rumored that he uses it to cut himself out of his tan t-shirts at the end of each day.

Fat Samurai Medicccccccccccc!

by Presence Patrol October 19, 2010

Fat Abbot

"Educational" TV show from South Park.

Scene 1.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' on, Rudy?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, you need to lose weight."
FAT ABBOT: "I lose weight when I feel like it, bitch! Shut your bitch ass mouth, ho!"
RUDY: "Bitch, I'll kick your ass!"
FAT ABBOT: "You think you so slick you punkass, blasphemous, dope fiend bitch! I had my jimmy whacked seven times last week! I bust a cap in your n*gga ass, shithead!"

Scene 2.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' down, y'all?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, what you doin' on this side of the 'hood?"
FAT ABBOT: "You know somethin' Rudy? You're like school in the summertime."
RUDY: "School in the summertime?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch, school in summertime! Open your fucking ears motherfucking whore I'll pop your bitch ass!"
MUSHMOUTH: "I'll-ba pop-ba your-ba bitch-a ass-a too-ba, bitch-a."

Scene 3.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey! Hey, Yolanda, why your eye all black and blue and shit?"
YOLANDA: "Man, Fat Abbot, my stepdad popped me in my eye."
FAT ABBOT: "Stepdad?! You gotta op his ass!"
YOLANDA: "Really?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch! Snatch his ass in a bear trap! Leave that fucker swinging from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days! Glack, glack, you know what I'm sayin'? Dumbass n*gga whore shit damn!"
YOLANDA: "You're right, Fat Abbot, thanks!"
FAT ABBOT: "No problem, ho. Maybe later you can suck my dick, bitch ho shit!"
BILL COSBY: "Well, Fat Abbot and the gang sure did learn something today. If you got a stepdad ridin' your ass, just snatch his ass in a bear trap! CRACK! No more stepdad. See you next time eatin' the pudding."

by anonymous November 11, 2006

fat wreck chords

Record Company Formed By Fat Mike Of NOFX (and Possibly His Wife.) Has Not Sold Out Punk Values, Still Fiercly Independant. Actually Cares About Music Rather Than Money

When I get My Punk Band Going I Want To Be Signed To Fat Wreck Chords So I Dont Get Raped For Money

by Fiasco De Gama August 7, 2006

fat tummy

the end result, no matter how sexy ur tummy is beforehand, of eating excessive amounts of food usually at a family gathering of some sort and ending up with a little round belly. no worries, fat tummy disappears after waking from your slumber caused by the "itis". fat tummy is a "condition" rather than a full-blown noun

P1:"ohhh man look at how sexy and toned my stomach is"

*one family reunion later*

P1:"aaagh im soo fat oh no!"
P2:"dont worry thats just fat tummy"

by Dlizzle September 16, 2008

Fat Kid Trick

The act of enhancing a meal by stacking/grouping multiple food items together for the purpose of enhancing eating enjoyment; typically by combining whole foods with snack foods -often resembling a fat kid's daily eating routine.

aka: FKT

"I just stuffed my meatball sandwich full of potato chips. Pretty bad-ass fat kid trick, huh?"

"My favorite FKT of all time would have to be dipping french fries into vanilla ice cream, for sure. That way, it's always a guarantee that I will have room in my stomach for dessert!"

by MJ FAME December 29, 2008