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severe beatdown edge pwnage

From the game Super Smash Brothers, when you are facing Link in vs mode, and he uses his down and A move right near the edge of the wall, with you right under. You end up falling very fast to your death. See definition of pwn
OMFG I was playing Super Smash Bros and I got severely beatdown edgepwned by Link while I was using Pikachu at 0% health.
by teh_pwnzorz April 18, 2005
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Edgar Allan Poe

An extremely depressed man that wrote stories about murder and death. Everyone that he ever loved died of Tuberculosis. He finally got so desperate that he married his 13 year old cousin. Probably was a serial killer, but nobody wanted to arrest him because they were too afraid that he would give them tuberculosis. Obsessed with a Raven and carries it around all the time like a little creep.
Annabel Lee: Edgar, I have Tuberculosis.
Edgar Allan Poe: Go Figure.
by ocb2000 December 13, 2014
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edged BJ

a BJ where the person giving the BJ uses the edges of their teeth to give a stronger sensation to the recipient.
my girl gives the best edged bj, but my dick is getting a little raw!
by JonnyChimpo69 March 16, 2009
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Pure edge

straight edge kids who have NEVER consumed alcohol, smoked, done drugs, or had promiscuous sex. The sacrifice is high, but the reward is even higher. Pure edgers are highly regarded in the straight edge community for being truly pure.
You straight edge bro? Yeah, pure edge. No shit?
by pureedgernj April 24, 2010
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edge

the leader of Battlereports forum
he leads the people as a shepard would lead his flock.
by ed-je May 29, 2003
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straight edge

Nerdy white bread assholes who want to belong to a group very much like scenesters.

What's with the bandana around the mouth anyway? that's for taggers, people who actually live life, oh yeah that's a great way of getting shot up by latino's and blacks btw.
I can understand not doing drugs, or maybe trying it once (the non-addictive ones) to see what it's like. I can even understand not having sex because there are disease's spreading like crazy... but not drinking is just lame imo, everyone needs to kick back sometime and just relax with a little booze, it wont kill ya so quit being so square
by mmmmcorona May 4, 2005
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Straight Edge

A set of rules that came from a Punk band called Minor Threat, now a trend for the teens of America to suck on. The rules are, no drugs, and no casual sex (only in a commited relationship).

Kids nowadays treat it like it's some fucking cult, or a group of people you have to be with to be cool (read; fashioncore).

Kids who tell their friends they are Straight Edge, then turn around and go hang with their prep friends to smoke and drink to seem popular with all audiences are not rare and hard-to-come-by when it comes to Straight Edges.

They usually imprint X's on their arms for some reason or another with magic marker. More then likely, they feel the need to spread their houlier-then-thou shit eatting attitude. You might want to try attention whore for some more info on that.

The teens of America have also turned and twisted the rules. Commited relationships to them, is basically a one night stand at their friends house with a girl they just met, where they bust out a condom they stole from their parents cabinet, without realizing the sole reason the condom was there was to prevent another fucking accident, such as themselves.

Oh, and drinking caffeine is ok, even though, sXe (as it's called) is another form of veganism, which is breaking those rules itself.
Hey, look at my arm. See those Xs I imprinted on my limb with a Super Sharpie marker? That means I'm Straight Edge LOLOLOLOL!
by Jimbo_Jimmy October 5, 2005
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