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The Ultimate Cum Dumpster

A slut who takes semen in the mouth, ass and vagina.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 19, 2023
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Dumpster Boner

A 'dumpster boner' is the satisfaction one feels when finding a highly desirable free item in the trash and/or a curb find.
I totally got a dumpster boner when I found these naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine in the trash!
by Scroaty McScroatface September 9, 2022
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Dumpster

As a noun, a mouth full of someone else’s yak and a third person’s cum.

As a verb, “getting dumpstered” is when one man must sit (on a chair, all fours, whatever they prefer) and receives the yak of another man and a third’s man’s ejaculation in his mouth simultaneously (if they can time it)

The true loser is the sicko who’s able to bust a fat one while watching a man yak into another man’s mouth.
“Bro I lost the fantasy football league and now I have to get dumpstered as a punishment. Fuck.”
by PussyMagnet427 March 21, 2024
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Dumpster breath

Breath that smells like rotting garbage, like Craig and Syd have, from years of digging through dumpsters for 'treasures' like old computer parts and partially-empty beer cans.
Syd's dumpster breath will make you want to vomit if you get close enough.
by Goonie's Revenge September 30, 2023
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Cum dumpster

Refers to any female who is promiscuous (slings pussy out of both britches legs) and looks dirty. Also, whores and single women who sleep with married men or nasty old men
That cum dumpster on the corner just asked me for $5 so she could buy a green pepper to make spaghetti for her 5 kids.

"Bitch ain't making no damn spaghetti"
by Caucasian persuasion July 27, 2021
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Humpty dumpster

A physical act where upon the chef places an egg inside their rectum and cracks it with the sphincter allowing only egg white to drip upon the desired surface.
I dropped a Humpty dumpster on her chest.
by Nabc February 24, 2024
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Dumpster Dwyer

Dumpster Dwyer is a trashy new version of Dwyer that Js eats and feels bad for himself
by Dumpster Dwyer January 6, 2022
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