dong stomp: verb; stomping of the dong. this phrase, that likely originated on yik yak, is commonly thought by most scholars to mean a sexual act in which one or more partners 'step on' or 'stomp' a man's penis to cause sexual arousal.
by the realest g January 4, 2015
Get the dong stompmug. "War Dong' Dude Jeff is so gross and wrong he was out with some chippy and after banging her came home to his Wife and had sex with her too using his WAR DONG AND WITHOUT A SHOWER!
by Pool Pig March 2, 2014
Get the War Dongmug. A transvestite that still has male genitals, who "tapes and tucks" their package before a night on the town.
Pete thought he'd scored a hottie at the bar, but it turned out to be a dong taper. He should have spotted the adam's apple...
by DarkSock September 7, 2007
Get the Dong Tapermug. Getting head while driving a car
Only the most prostegust og men can do this. Don't get "road dong" confused with "road dome" this is very conserverary. Raod dong is a must higher ranking in blow jobs as it is done in a gentlamanly fashion, know by other people as rape. While road dome is sudmisive.
Only the most prostegust og men can do this. Don't get "road dong" confused with "road dome" this is very conserverary. Raod dong is a must higher ranking in blow jobs as it is done in a gentlamanly fashion, know by other people as rape. While road dome is sudmisive.
jake: Man did you really cuff that girl to your dick to get road dong?
zac: Yah no big deal.
Jake: you're the shit rainman!
zac: Yah no big deal.
Jake: you're the shit rainman!
by Classic faggot October 6, 2015
Get the road dongmug. a gay song wrote by a half man half terroist. the song is meant to blow up your ear. ding dong means BALLS. it is usually used by fags.
earl: haha, i kicked you in the jewels
nerd: that would have hurt if i hadnt shifted mr. ding dong.
earl kicks him in the balls yet again
nerd: that would have hurt if i hadnt shifted mr. ding dong.
earl kicks him in the balls yet again
by mr. jewels March 30, 2009
Get the ding dongmug. Old school word meaning to give..spitty,
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!
Pure ecstasy..
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!
Pure ecstasy..
I'm goin to tell you what man!
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !
by anonymous November 7, 2017
Get the slongin on the long dongmug. by wmadddd May 17, 2009
Get the Ding-dong cartmug.