Petrified cookie dough

Extremely hard , past expiration date ,

Cookie dough bought as a fundraiser delivered by Elizabeth Adams

If you order cookie dough expect it to be be petrified cookie dough before Elizabeth delivers it.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Petrified cookie dough

What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.

Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

San Francisco Sour Dough

A gay sex act in which you have casual oral sex with a person suffering from a yeast infection of the mouth

How was last night?

Yeah... I gotta see the doctor. Last night I fucked Daniel in his hot, wet, yeasty mouth.

Hey man, isn't that called a San Francisco sour dough?

Yeah

by Ericsegall April 3, 2021

My Cookie Dough

The place to go when you're craving something sweet... MCD is an epic dessert company who create mouth-watering freshly baked cookie doughs with soft and gooey consistency that makes the tastebuds squeal in delight.

I went to My Cookie Dough to try their Sl**ty Brownie Cookie Dough and now I can't think about anything else...

by CSKM November 23, 2021

Knead the dough

A person who exchanges favors, (preferably sexual), for money, desperately or 'religiously'.

"Hey what are you doing today?"
"Oh, I'm probably just gonna knead the dough, I got my phone bill coming up."

by Dylan Bagginz. January 1, 2022

Toss My Dough

Licking a prolapsed anus.

"After you pull out, will you toss my dough?"

by TmDcM September 23, 2022

Does the dough good?

An in-formal way to greet your close friends. Commonly used as a replacement for things like “What’s up?” or “How’s it going?”

What’s up bro!! Does the dough good?

by supercooldoughyguy September 19, 2023