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Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing hong

Asian asshole getting penetrated by an extremely hot rod that is at least 12 inches and 20 degrees with a Huge cum bucket beside them
Oh gawd please stop Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing honging me
by Penetrating dong March 23, 2021
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ooh ooh eee ah ah, ding dang wannawanna bing bang

Something this high ass witch doctor told me to say to the girl I like. Definitely should NOT be said under any circumstances
Me: Hey, witch doctor, what should I say to the girl I like?

Witch Doctor: Ooh ooh eee ah ah, ding dang wannawanna bing bang!
by I DID A THING, BRO!! March 7, 2016
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A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.
every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!
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Ding dong destroyer

by Steve Brennan December 10, 2003
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sming ding

I hit her with a Sming Ding.
I couldnt find my Sming Ding.
by Spiroscheese January 18, 2017
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avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
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