Asian asshole getting penetrated by an extremely hot rod that is at least 12 inches and 20 degrees with a Huge cum bucket beside them
by Penetrating dong March 23, 2021

by wing wong ding dong lil bwo November 17, 2019

Something this high ass witch doctor told me to say to the girl I like. Definitely should NOT be said under any circumstances
Me: Hey, witch doctor, what should I say to the girl I like?
Witch Doctor: Ooh ooh eee ah ah, ding dang wannawanna bing bang!
Witch Doctor: Ooh ooh eee ah ah, ding dang wannawanna bing bang!
by I DID A THING, BRO!! March 7, 2016

A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.
every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!
by Litchildoftdacornthateatschees April 21, 2017

(noun) - A device worn on one's head to conceal male-pattern baldness when out and about amongst his peers (e.g. a hat) Particularly useful when around women.
("ding" as in "balDING")
hat scalp gross peacocking vanity
("ding" as in "balDING")
hat scalp gross peacocking vanity
Insecure dude: "I don't want all the girls at the club to laugh at me when I hit on them tonight so I better cover that scalp up with some ding suppression."
Bro: "Wise choice bro!"
Bro: "Wise choice bro!"
by PieIDemandPie August 10, 2013

a person with the biggest pp
by egg the dolphin October 18, 2020

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally
by TechTalos July 30, 2021
