defensive dating

only dating someone for the sole purpose of preventing someone else from dating them

"I don't want to go out with her but I'm going to just so you can't." Defensive dating at its best.

by omglolwtf#winning October 15, 2011

julian date

Method of showing the day and month based on the number of days in a year

julian date for 9/11 is 254.

by big pimpin' September 19, 2003

Online-Dating

A type of website where you meet other losers like yourself and go out with them.

That person without a social life was busy with online-dating.

by Online-dater-hater December 13, 2009

fictive-dating

Fictive-dating is when two fictives who's source is the same media are sourced from characters who frequently get shipped together date eachother.

"__ and I are fictive-dating"
"Really?"
"Yeah, he's a fictive of a character that the character I'm sourced from gets shipped with frequently."

by gogolpedia August 4, 2022

Man Date

Something two straight guys do together that they'd normally do with their wife or girlfriend, e.g., dinner, movie or shopping. Man Dates should NOT be confused with male bonding activities such as watching or playing sports, home improvement projects, car or other mechanical repair, hunting or fishing. A typical Man Date participant inevitably says to himself "This used to be cool when I was in college but now it's totally faggy."

Defuse Man Date tension by including relatives (in-laws are ideal) or 3+ participants.

My wife doesn't want to see True Grit so I invited her best friend's husband, which seemed too much like a Man Date so I also invited my brother-in-law.

by aleakyvessel February 25, 2011

cheap date

A person, usually a girl, who you can take out without worrying about $100 restaurant tabs. She's usually a vegetarian or prefers pasta and appetizers to a steak and lobster dinner. Some prefer going to a cafe or fast food instead of a fancy restaurant. If she doesn't drink any alcohol that's even cheaper.

Barbara chose pizza when we went out Saturday night and bowling the previous week. I thought she would be the type to break the bank but so far she is a cheap date.

by wm724 September 19, 2014

hold the date

A phrase utilized by persons of low intellect who meant to say “Save the date.” First popularized by an American President that was later imprisoned for various felonies and illegal acts throughout his life and tenure in office.

“Hold the date! My impeachment hearings start very very soon!”

by S.S. February 24, 2019