Bathroom Dasher 

where a male friend said he need to use the toilet, but you find him using your bathroom to drop his kegs and slap his sausage silly desiding to change the colours of your bathroom walls a bit..

PS. Normally denied by the victim

Dennis-"hey jonnny i need to use your bathroom, gaging for a banging shit"

Jonny- "ok mate"

a few minutes later....

Jonny- " whats taking him so long and I need a fucking piss, better check on him"

Jonny walks upstairs and hears some weird slapping sound from the bathroom...

Jonny- "DENNIS you dirty bastard, you little bathroom dasher"

Dennis- " I wasn't I'm washing my hands"

Jonny- " More like your Ipod you dirty bastard my mum is in and my nana is over"

Bathroom Dasher by FilthyFucker July 2, 2011

Pebble dashed 

The result of a shotgun shit, the spattering of poo all over the sides of the toilet bowl.

"It felt like too risky a fart to do without being sat on the toilet, I'm glad I didn't take a chance on it because as I let it rip some shit came out and I pebble dashed the sides of the bowl"

Pebble dashed by bruciebaby October 15, 2014

sea dasher octopus 

When you finger 8 hoes 8 fingers till they all squirt on you

I gave the sorority a sea dasher octopus to never forget

sea dasher octopus by ria hcnep May 21, 2020

Dirty Dashena

1. A person who sleeps with everybody.
2. A friend who wants to be young but is really a old whore.

I'm totally going to Vegas and putting on my best Dirty Dashena after this divorce.

Dirty Dashena by WhiteboyRob June 5, 2020

doggie dasher 

1: the top gd player youtuber known as doggie

2: a dog that plays geometry dash

1: i was watching doggie the other day, what an underrated player
2: dude look at that doggie dasher, he‘s beating fucking acheron rn bro

doggie dasher by Balls man 1983 July 28, 2023

Door-Dashed 

A middling effort that still manages to accomplish a goal. But unimpressive by all measure. A middle ground between the vernacular of "he cooked" or "he got cooked"

Bro, he really Door-Dashed that performance of the head security guard in the giant building movie. But no doubt the Rock gets it across the finish line regardless.

Door-Dashed by The Scott Lorenzo June 6, 2025

shagged and dashed 

when you meet someone, have sex with them and leave straight after the sex is finished.

michael: yo how was yesterday!
me: i met this girl we shagged and then i dashed!

mum: i hope you have never shagged and dashed anyone!!!

shagged and dashed by topshagger12345678 April 12, 2022