Cyber dump

1. To dump a person;end a relationship over the internet, cyber breakup.

2. When one person ends a "cyber" relationship.

James: What happen with your gf man?
John: The bitch cyber dump me via email.

Tom had to cyber dump her online lover when things started to get creepy.

by Whatupbichez September 19, 2009

Cybercondria

The state of being made sick by technology, in particular the Internet

I have been on Facebook for days, I think I coming down with cybercondria.

by Velky Al August 14, 2012

cyber cuck

a person who donates money online not getting any pussy nor seeing any pussy when donating.

cyber cuck: I love your stream here is 3000 dollars babe!

online whore: thanks! imma gona buy some condoms for my boyfriend!

by PussyBoxer August 28, 2020

spray cables

The act of ejactulation most often on a woman's face, chest, or ass.

I was doing her doggy style and I finished by spraying cables all over her back.

by Big Nig January 23, 2005

cyber friend

after not seeing a friend for a long time, you sustain the friendship through aim or ichat, and when you finally see each other things aren't awkward and you are great friends.

we may not be able to see each other until Christmas break but we can be cyber friends in the mean time.

by strtbll1991 July 10, 2009

cable rage

Impotent fury at being unable to untangle cables, wires, chains or rope like items.

John had cable rage, his power supplies were tangled.. And in order to free them of his audio equipment wires he risked pulling his computer off of his desk. The computer mouse and keyboard had already fallen off the desk, hitting his head and back and he is hoping they aren't broken or have any buttons missing. But he knows he cannot lash out, with so many valuable items at risk. This is cable rage, a lonely, frustration driven madness.

by Morrisimo September 9, 2008

cyber stutter

When you keep accidentally pushing "Enter" while typing on an instant messenger.

Here's an example of a cyber stutter:

I
I
I punched your mom in the face.

by Ross of Alaska April 3, 2007