Croasty

1. Adj. - Stoned on Marijuana to the point of being caveman-like.
2. Pronoun - Someone who is in the state of being croasty, i.e. "croasted."

1. "Dude your eyes are so fucking red." - "I know man I'm kinda croasty right now."

2. "We don't have any more Cap'n Crunch left, croasty smoked a dub and ate it all."

by dizziecrvsh June 6, 2014

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The art of placing turds on a mates forehead while they are stone cold drunk in the pattern of a crown. Upon waking, the hours have slightly dried out the turds to a crust that must be scrubbed off.

Gary passed out last weekend and we decided to make him a crusty crown so everyone at the party knew who the king was.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

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Entirely ratchet in every sense of the word. Someone who is absolutely disgusting and whom you would not touch with a ten foot pole. Avoid crusty strangers with douchey selfies.
Always negative connotation unless used to describe pizza.

Josiah is a crusty hoe.
"Wow, look at that crusty piece of pizza!"

by Ratchethoe420 August 27, 2014

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A thirsty boy who has participated in a loving wank with his right hand resulting in a sticky mess which is then not washed off for at least 2 days

That girl made him crusty, he be crusting over her all night long

by Lady red January 6, 2014

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A dirty person with a dog who took the rebellion thing a little too seriously.

Their hobbies typically include: freight train hopping, dumpster diving, asking you for money, and smoking crack.

See that junkie in the Amebix shirt with the incredibly large backpack? He's what we like to call a crusty. He probably ran away from home because his parents wanted him to go to college.

by fhihihug January 20, 2014

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