Creeper

When a woman sits on her hand till it falls asleep. Then uses that number hand to masturbate.

Gee nobody wants to bone this steamy slit of mine. Looks like I'll be giving myself another creeper tonight.

by Bubgnarley November 29, 2020

Creeper

Those green bombs in Minecraft

Me: Minecraft game time!
Creeper: BOOM!
*Player was blown up by Creeper*

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 May 13, 2020

Zoom Creeper

Someone who experiences tantalizing sensations, sitting in, listening in, hanging in the background, silent and waiting on Zoom meetings. Like a fly on the wall, the Zoom Creeper lurks! Beware, the Zoom Creeper!

Bill: Hey Ted! Did you hear a chime?
Ted: No! Why?
Bill: Better check the attendees and see if we have a Zoom creeper lurking... I think I heard some heavy breathing

by Turnabout Intruder June 19, 2020

Creeper

Burglary

Those guys committed that creeper late at night and totally turned that house upside down for its safe

by Micky.B. July 1, 2020

Creeper

Weed that waits ten minutes to kick in and then you are fucked up.

This weed’s creeper man, don’t take too much!

by Mindsue July 23, 2020

Creeper

A heartless blob of green pixels that'll blow up everything you've ever worked for.

"Creeper, aw man." :(

by CWNS August 29, 2020

Cheaper to be a creeper!

So many beutiful ladies out tonight. Sometimes it’s cheaper to be a creeper!

Damn did you see those sheila’s? Yes, but it’s cheaper to be a creeper!

by Taxman6969 September 9, 2020