whip the cow

To spank a fat person.

I was home last night with my wife having sex and I whip the cow hard

by Hoodboiy May 5, 2016

sniff the cow

take a serious chill pill man

“Jerry is being a real hot head today. He should go sniff the cows.”

by bens crusty toes August 17, 2021

cow shat

Milly bobby brown. That’s all. Just her

“Ugh Is hate to be that ugly cow shat”

by TPShat April 7, 2018

cow diet

A diet in which all you eat are vegetables (maybe grass), fruits, and water.

Hey did you hear? Adrianna is going vegan and carb free... She’s going on the cow diet.

by Carb-hater November 28, 2017

cow style

the act of two obese people having sexual intercourse

man my mom and dad did cow style last night

by 2346536373 March 2, 2022

Milk the cows

A way to say can I “suck your titties”, but discreetly.

At work, to a female coworker; “Wow, can I please milk the cows???

At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”

by Shrimp Bayless February 18, 2020

Big cow

Has a large cow in his back yard.

Person1: Have you seen the big cow

Person2: yeah he is in my back yard

by Big cow boy March 13, 2019