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"have u watched jeremy.mp4?"
"yus."
"good."
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by jeremy cow December 07, 2021
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cow-irker

the people in the office who serve no function other than to get on your nerves and impede any progress
I don't understand how so many people are getting laid off. All that's left now are the cow-irkers.
by Reni Valentine May 21, 2010
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Cow hides

This is the toughest shit from cow skin usually tanned to leather to create some of the toughest motherfucking boots in the world.
my brother was trying to consume his own shoes.When I found him doing so,he said he thought since the shoes was manufactured out of cow hide,it was something edible and fit for human consumption.what a twat
These US military combat boots were manufactured out of the finest cow hides in kenya....Obama was given as a gift from his father's land.
by Titus rutto October 16, 2019
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Muscle Cow

A boner that lasts for a long period of time for no reason, or if you've taken too much viagra.
Dude yesterday I had a freaking muscle cow during that lecture and I swear everybody noticed.
by JoshTheManWassup March 20, 2011
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Water Cow

Also known as Boat Cow. Has the most delicious, heavenly, godsent milk in the world that will cure any disease, including cancer. This cow is currently owned by Swedish youtuber PewDiePie.
Pewds: Thank you for the delicious milk, Boat Cow.
Water Cow: Moo.
by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019
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cow style

the act of two obese people having sexual intercourse
by 2346536373 March 03, 2022
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California cow

1. A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese.

2. A Fat Blunt from California
Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !

Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !

A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .
by Big boy Bob January 09, 2022
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