Control Panel

Control panel is shortened to CP, which is re-expanded into child porn.

"Yea, I have a shit ton of control panel on my computer dude. probably like 12gb." "Holy shit man, how old? are you selling?"

by Deconentrated September 22, 2022

Controlled Incompetence

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.

The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."

by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022

The Sony Playstation 3 Boomerang Controller Is A Trackpad For A Compass

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The Sony Playstation 3 Boomerang Controller Is A Trackpad For A Compass

by Reninu March 15, 2025

Ghetto Pest Control

When you throw boiling water down the drains everyday to keep the roaches from crawling up through them.

"What are you cooking Mom?"
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Bugs+ Parental Controls

Bugs+ tool for parents to restrict features

Bugs+ Parental controls added

by Ben Griffiths August 30, 2025

Control cortela

A dumb mf who doesn't have shit to do. A piece of shit who no one likes.

"control cortela" is often used to describe a braindead, dimwitted, sinister, evil and a naughty guy.

Person 1 - Omg is that a control cortela? No wonder he's so dumb!
Person 2 - Oh how I want to squeeze his dumbass.
Person 1 - Cum.

by umpalumpa1234 January 30, 2023

controllative

maintain a very positive control of your airspace by issuing instructions that make you look like that you come out the real academy

I should be more controllative when working Lanier

by drew0507 May 27, 2022