Computer Jizz

Another, more vulgar, word for thermal paste, the paste that you put on your cpu when building a PC

Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days

Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!

by Alou_Online June 15, 2022

Computer pale

When being pale and a typical gamer

That guy is computer pale. I bet he is diamond 1.

by ThaUrbanD September 27, 2018

computer

a fucking machine with wires and shit people use it to watch porn and shit while in school aka hell.

dude 1: what do you do in hell

dude 2 watch porn and shit on my

computer

dude 1: same

by azwsexrdcytugfvbkhjn April 14, 2022

Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Computer

some dirt or soil or other dirty/horny stuff

Have you been up to date on how much computer has been on twitter.

by tinbancan March 31, 2022

《¤》Print《¤》Documents《¤》In《¤》Your《¤》Computer 《¤》Paper《¤》

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《¤》Print《¤》Documents《¤》In《¤》Your《¤》Computer 《¤》Paper《¤》

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025

computer orgy

a pile of two or more computers

dont put your computer on mine, we dont want a computer orgy in here!

by ilikecomputerorgies May 13, 2020