The Communist Democracy of Samland

A weird place that exists full of nerds. They have bad sports teams and many citizens have emigrated to better countries. The population is quickly declining. It faces a serious economic downturn and is failing to supply anyone with anything. It leader is obese. It has a 100 percent unemployment rate. Weed is banned but is commonly smuggled into the country. Their wall is failing to construct due to lack of funds. They abuse many animals notably sharks and monkeys. Their relations with the superior country of hunter is very hostile though they know they must look up to hunter to survive socially and economicly.

The Communist Democracy of Samland is weird

by natsirteg123 February 8, 2019

Community Support Officer

A British answer to the American Rent-a-cop.

However, CSO's have virtually no power. Apparently they can detain people for 30min until the real coppers arrive.

Also known as Chav Wranglers

Those chavlings got moved on by a CSO.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Communism

A really really incredibly amazingly fantastically stupid idea. only good for the rulers of the communist state. look where it got russia and cuba.

Person One: Communism is stupid
Person Two: Damn straight
Person Three: Well i think communism is great idea! All the equality to show how we rea-
Person on to Person Two: Thanks for shanking that mother fucker. I can only stand so much bullshit in one day.

by catspajamas [ecb] June 16, 2008

Communist/Terrorist

The most dangerous combination an individual can be.

Jeff: Bro, I just heard Bill is a Communist/Terrorist.

Bob: Holy fuck

Bill: AHH BITCHES (shoots lighted napalm on crowd)

by PIEPIEPIEPIEapples December 6, 2010

Communism

Communism is a form of governmant based on socialist principles. Karl Marx and his associate created the economic system of socialism in which wealth would be redistributed. It was Lenin and Stalin who adapted socialism into the goverment. The motto, more or less, of Communism is "Each gives according to his talents and recieves according to his needs." Until now there has not been a truly communist society, partly because the founders have been power-hungry and in part because humanity has, on the whole, not yet reached a socially acceptable level.

Communism is the ideal social existance. Once achieved, humanity will be fre from the tyranny of currency and work in order to ensure growth, prosperity and future survival.

by X-45B23 July 13, 2006

communism

In theory this is perfect, as evryone is equally treated, however it falls to pieces when people get greedy. For example a doctor and a binman might get payed the exact same amount of money; just like everyone else. But, the doctor might think "Wait a minute i save lives, i deserve more money than you."
On the other hand, if there was no binman, who would take the rubbish out?
There is no homelessness in communism, unlike democrat, everyone is given the same flat, same car, no one is given special treatment in any way.

This theory is perfect, flawless, but them greedy people go and spoil it all the time. Bastards.

by Billy fury September 6, 2005

Bootprint on the community

Play on "Footprint in the community" a slogan for community outreach by military/cops.
Bootprint ON the community happens when elements within said community don't want law and order to prevail resulting in more "kinetic" (violent) measures being used to achieve order.

Some folks in that town don't wanna be told man.Gotta put the Bootprint on the community.

by Dakawn Vick March 26, 2017