diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock) ”
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021

like mentos in coke

with a bang, etc. (SEE: MENTOS AND DIET COKE)

He mixed the wrong things together in chemistry and his beaker exploded like mentos in coke!

by oopsit'sploded April 2, 2010

coke-can crap

The largest and thiccest shit you have ever seen. This turd has the girth of 6 regular stools and blockage power of 16. Usually found sulking in public toilet facilities at the worst possible times. Not even plungers can defeat this terrifying foe.

Bro I can't use that toilet, there's a coke-can crap in there

by TherapeuticToxicity September 2, 2022

post-coke nose

Constant sniffling for a few days after snorting coke.

Person A: *siff sniff*
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Person A: *sniff sniff*
Person B: Hey, you sick?
Person A: No, why?
Person B: You probably got post-coke nose then.

by Facts&Tea January 2, 2019

Reverse Coke Nail

When a person has a noticeably shorter fingernail on one or both hands, particularly the pinkie nail, usually from nail-biting.

Jeff: “Did you see the reverse coke nail on that guy?”

Bob: “Yeah, must be a serial nail-biter.”

by Z. E. Sty July 13, 2021

Coke Butter Cheese

an action that is performed Smoothly or easily.

That route was Coke butter cheese.

by anonymous February 12, 2023

diet coke woman

A woman who drinks a lot of Diet Coke and yells a lot especially at middle schoolers.

The Diet Coke woman yelled am me for using my computer and my phone in the middle school hallway

by Tailwag April 22, 2018